Dear Dra. Holmes: SAT 18:07

I am 27 years old and single (never married) I studied in one of the best universities in the South (run by Jesuits) and have a good job. I have no problems getting women, but keeping them is a problem.

I wonder if it has to do with my problem. I like pissing on people. Not all the time and not on all the people. Just on women. Women I find attractive.

Women I want to take to bed. I need it to get turned on. It’s like, if I don’t piss on them, I don’t want to bed them, no matter how attractive they are. Even if they are the ones who make the first move and tell me they like me.

Some even hint they would like to scr*w me. You’d be surprised how forward women are these days, Dra. Holmes. You think that would be enough to turn on any male on his prime time. But not me. I am jealous of men who can get hot so easily.

But for me, that is not the case. I cannot get hot even if the girl is beautiful or white (meztisa). Unless I piss on the girl, I do not become hot.

But it isn’t just that. I want to scr*w her too.

The problem is, once I piss on her, she doesn’t want me to anymore. I try everything and say everything to make her stay to scr*w but they all leave. Only one girl agreed to stay.

She was a feminist who told me “what’s sauce for the goose is sauce for the gander.” In other words, Dra. Holmes, she wanted to piss on me too!! She said we could scr*w only if she pissed on me too. I refused.

Before I used to wait and court the girl so that she would become my girlfriend and maybe love me enough to allow pissing. It didn’t used to work.

My barkada told me girls love gifts so I included a present. Sometimes presents pa nga., but still no­thing happens. Once I pissed on them, they weren’t interested. I am so frustrated.
What can I do? I am running out of girls to court in my city. — Lucio
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